Nikki Glaser on Sydney, Timothee
Golden Globe Roasts That Didn’t Make The Cut!!!
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Nikki Glaser got rave reviews for hosting the Golden Globes — but not every joke survived the cut, including a savage one about Sydney Sweeney … and she’s finally spilling the punchlines that never made it to air.
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The comic was on “The Howard Stern Show” Tuesday, revealing one joke was gonna be about how people just aren’t showing up to theaters anymore … with her biggest example being “Christy” starring Sydney as a lesbian running around in tiny shorts and still only pulling in about $14 at the box office!
That one def got a laugh out of Howard — but Nikki explained she ultimately cut it from her final monologue because Sydney wasn’t even going to be at the ceremony!
There were a few more jokes that didn’t make the cut, too — including one about A.I. actress Tilly Norwood … with Nikki joking it was creepy how she was meant to be 18, but made her look 14 “with eyes that say I do anal.”
She also had a gag lined up about Timothee Chalamet post-sex that got laughs — so yeah, Nikki clearly had ammo for days … these celebs better thank their lucky stars they weren’t targeted on the big night!