After a three-week break, “South Park” is back with a new episode for a brand-new season — and wasted no time in roasting President Donald Trump, Vice President JD Vance and political activist Peter Thiel.
The episode picked up where Episode 5 left off, with Satan pregnant with Trump’s baby — a fact that left the vice president widely distraught, given the unborn offspring threatened his succession plans in the White House. Similarly, Trump was also displeased by the pregnancy, as it kept him from getting it on with his devil lover.
And so, with Satan’s birth looming, Vance tapped Thiel to help him in finding a way to destroy the soon-to-be-born antichrist — with the “antichrist expert” heading to South Park, where the kids, especially Cartman, were obsessed with a “6-7 joke” believed to be numerology.
Additionally, Vance manipulated Trump into going to an abortion clinic to speak with a doctor about what it would take to get Satan’s baby aborted. For the meeting, the president dropped his trouser, exposing his microscopic manhood and full anus — hole and all.
While “South Park” was always slated to return Wednesday evening, Comedy Central revealed earlier in the day that the episode, titled “Twisted Christian,” would mark the beginning of Season 28 — meaning Season 27 came to a close with Episode 5, “Conflict of Interest,” last month.
The network didn’t shed light into the decision, but “South Park” has been known to fluctuate its episode count for seasons in the past.
Nonetheless, fans can rest assured that “South Park” will air its next episode on Wednesday, Oct, 29. The other Season 28 episodes will air Nov. 12, Nov. 26 and Dec. 10 on Comedy Central. Past episodes can be streamed on Paramount+.
More to come…
