A state fair on the National Mall, an athletic competition calling “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory” to D.C., and “the largest fireworks display in the world” are among President Trump’s plans for America 250.
— NBC4 Washington (@nbcwashington.com) December 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
– Trump announced a slew of events to celebrate America, including a UFC fight on his birthday, a giant fireworks display, and two high schoolers, one male and one female, from each state in territory to compete in an athletic competition in the fall.
– It will be called the “Patriot Games,” but presumably not the one with Harrison Ford and IRA terrorists. Can’t be 100% sure on that, though.
– Sure, the fascist, militaristic government of Battle Royale is also a good match, but have you been to the grocery store lately?