The theme of this week’s internet seemed to be dumbass clowns. Just people coming out and being dumb, clowny clowns. Let us begin:
A man and his family “pranked” his fiancee into training for a 10k Turkey Trot and dressing up in a dumb hat and t-shirt, only to film her and reveal that it was a prank. She burst into tears and, lord help her, I hope she dumps him.
This woman, Imani, decided to get on God’s green internet and revealed that she believed that glasses lenses had medicine in them.
This woman, Estella, decided to propose to her boyfriend of 14 years, with whom she has four children. (He said yes.)
An incredibly shitty neighbor decided to cut down numerous mature trees on the property of Phillip DeFranco, who has over 9 million followers on TikTok and YouTube, without permission, after promising not to cut certain ones down.
Teachers continue to post about the desolate conditions of teaching nowadays. This teacher says that one of her six-year-old first-graders wears a diaper. Not because of special needs or a medical issue…because her parents still have not potty-trained her.
Emily Mariko is pregnant. In her announcement video, she baked a mini pumpkin pie to redeem herself from her infamous, clown-ass watery nightmare pie.
Ever since the season’s biggest film release, Wicked, debuted last week, TikTok’s main discourse surrounding it has been how thin and weird Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are. And they are, indeed, both of those things!
Felt ornaments are the hot, viral crafting craze of the holiday season.
Are parodies a recession indicator? Who cares: Comedian Grace Reiter’s Hunger Games parody has gone mega viral on TikTok as well as YouTube.
Ready to meet the world’s freshest boy band, Boy Throb?!
The four-man power group was formed to get their friend Darshan a visa because he is in India. And, baby, it looks like all the members of Boy Throb could make it big stateside soon!
Another example of a wife posting her shitty husband on the internet. This man explained to his wife, “You don’t marry the hottest chick you’ve ever been with.” And she is still with him and defending him. 🤦♀️
Is Summer Walker’s new song an example of “low-exposure chicken alfredo music?”
Tyla got some backlash a few months ago for something or other, but now she is back with a new soft viral hit, “Chanel.”
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